Twololo !
My nikkas !!! What ...a ....holiday , what a party that was right ? Actually those were so many panties i attended ... Ooops :-) i meant parties , lol !
So siesta off, enter Klat King and si i have stories to tell ! Wacha kwanza i line em up in an orderly fashion and start posting 'em from kesho, but just a quick one, was in Harare like a month ago and i met this friend of mine who took me to a stripper bar where the stippers had this tight tops ..... okay they had no tops but u get the idea, the ka top was so tight mpaka skin showed literary ! :-)
So my stripper ... :-)....she .................her name was Candy Boots :-) and boy did she have a bag of sweets !!!
Nw am not saying i had me a taste of candy but lets just say i acquired a sweet tooth :-)
The location of confusion where mammary glands dance salsa on their own as if possessed by Mexican voodoo was called FUNNY TITS ! ( i.e. the name of the bar dimwit )
Nw before you jump to any wishy washy ideas like me , u can let me explain , coz at first i thought like i was going to enter as see like tits painted like clowns and the painted double D JUGS :-) would tell jokes and i would laugh while having a boner at the same time ! :-) Well ... that was not the case !
Lets just say the tits told a joke at the end of the day.
:-)
So i proceeded to order from the "professional dancer" menu :-) the " IRISH JOKE " which cost me 4 dollars and a quot of lager for a dollar-five
(side note: that is how u say 1.5 dollars )
So fast forwarding the tale of "funny tits" :-) i got a "professional dance" ...lol, from Miss CANDY Boots and during her well presented jig she read this to me :
" Paddy who is Irish, wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the Irish accountancy exam.
Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
Paddy: Five.
Examiner: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Five.
Examiner: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer and then I give you another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Paddy: Four.
Examiner: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Five.
Examiner: How on earth do you work out that two lots of two rabbits is five?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home! "
N then she pulled a rabbit out of her ass !!!!!
Hahahaha ! Of cos she did NOT !!!! :-)
2012 KLAT KING GOES VIRAL ! You have been warned ! Ujinga HAITAPUNGUA !!!
Oh and one other thing .... heard this from a certain rabbit that yo mama bought for christmas ....
" Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins."
Hahaha, Ouuuuuuch !
CHOKA SSSSSSSSANA !
KLAT OUT !
