So i have not been the perfect husband or lover and yes you equate my love making skills to that of a hamster
( ati i am a Tha-teeh-FAE (35) sec man ) , but does that mean you have to pour hot water on my bare CONAN chest when am trynna catch a snooze ??
Nandee unanigatha gatha na panga , Gaki ! Gaki ! Avaisekee vakothomarisa , one pai one
( Disclaimer : Rants and Raves of a Kisii mad man )
And the torture si physical peke yake ! Sasa mtu akikuambia " Unajiita dume, mudu wa nyuba, na Hata hujui kuniwekerea mpaka nikarainika kama kashati kamepakwo pasi ! " Surely ???
Waaaah ! A man loses moral bana ! Lungula ushaambiwa imechapa ! Ume beat ku BEAT msee wa nguyas
( yaani uv chapaad my guy ) , even when the Mrs. is not around and your watching a porn flick you face ultimate rejection .... ultimate rejection meaning, mpaka your ka own hand falls asleep while masturbating. Ma-Q this is no laughing matter it is psychological tra-UMA , if ur hands saree ur own vibe !! Alafu mtu anachemsha maji anakurushia ukilala ! SHETANI :-)
Tafadhali , msitumalize !!!! A cry from a man who daz not want to face such tra-UMA made me write about this ! He fears such tra-UMA can destroy his life and well being ! :-)
Moving along, kesho ni siku ya ma ninio , ma flower, ma shugwa, ma tu mapera, ma choku, ma lingerie
(pronounced roh -jah-reeeh ) :-)
Kesho is valentines and since women are complaining they need a good man in their lives i saw this somewhere and i thought why not let you , the lady, decide among the 7 types of men listed below, which one do you want to BAG for yourself :-)
And here they are : The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1) The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2) The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3) The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4) The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5) The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6) The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7) The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
HAPPY VALENTINES :-)
Special shout out to my homegal Val ! Mad support !
CHOKA Ssssssana !
KLAT OUT !!!
