tha nxt time u call sm1 ugly, well...ad advice u 2 put urself in their shoes coz apparently, ppl dont realize how unfathomably similar u jst might b.
So a man waz apparently arrestd for sending a txt 2 a woman that read, " Mercy, the reason y i didnt sleep wit u, waz coz, 2 tell tha truth, u r down right UGLYYYY ! "
her lawyers said that their client suffered emotional trauma n could neva look at herself in the mirror again.
Cry me a river b**** waz wat evry1 in the court room thot, bt suprise suprise she gt compensatd by the dude,damages 2 tha tune of 58 ngwaa! Warr? Sick right ? Yeah, go woman power n her rights, yadiyadiyada n so on n forth! Kwanza that cöncept of 1/3 perliamentary seats by right of law 4 women mst b linkd 2 Finger of god church, bt am yet 2 prove that !
Mind the short deviatiön, wea waz i ? ...so ya, tha ugly got bank, bt hia iz wea tha story got me on tha floor! Apparently, n this is a fact, she iz listed az no.58 in the guiness book o records, for the top 100 most ugliest ppl in the world ! Hahahaha. Such a list exists? Hahahaha.
N tha story gets even more shockingly better! :-)
Tha poor chap iz on tha same .... god damn .... freakn list 4 tha uglies!
So wat no.is he?
He iz.... (drumroll) ... No. 12. Hahahahahaha.
Talk about going CRAZY UGLY ! lmao !
Who's uglier nw? U b tha judge! :-)
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