ENO .... WORKS IN SECONDS !!!!

WASSAPAGARAZZ my people ! 


Klat king says ...... LEGOOOOOOH ! 


If ur boss akileta nyef nyef , tunafanya niniii ? LEGOOOOOH !


Bibi ama Bwana akileta nyef nyef , tunafanya niniii ? LEGOOOOOOH !


Lakini kama unasoma hii kwa math3, ka ofisi, na unaskia kushuta usi fanye niniiii ??? 


Usi ..... LEGOOOOOOH :-)


Wsup good people, been a fresh second ,but am back in ya faces wit a bang ! And what is wrong with you guys from Naivasha na Nakuru. You know all the crazy ish** we read in the papers or vibe we catch on T.V. kujaz from those sides ! 


Kama gazo (gazeti) ya leo ... ati some dendei umad anaa mami her lips juu alitaka kuhepa na bwana yake ! hehe ! 


Wachana na hiyo, theaz a storo i heard that thea was this guy and he wanted to get rid of this clingy shawtie , so akaamua kununua ENO !!!
Yessss, ile Eno ya " works in seconds ", i think he was for the idea it would work in seconds ! Anyhu alinunua, kisha akaiweka chini ya pillow ! 


So the dendei, like clock work visits the nikka for her ka romping shop spree :-)
After ma ninio ( PG 21 ) ... :-) they ate ka-fry na ka-sembe and proceeded to catch a snooze. 


Vile wamedozz , manzi aliamshwa na mateke ! Alaaa !!! 
The Nyeri in her ilikuwa ready kuFAYAAAA !!! :-)


But on further inspection she saw that the guy was foaming from the mouth ! Waaaaah !!! Msee ako na kifafa ! 
Bosssss, huyo woman-DE ( the chic )vile hakutaka mikosi  hakuonekana tena since that day.


It was later revealed after they slept , the nikka popped the Eno from under his pillow into his mouth and so his epileptic fiasco ensued !!! Now we know ENO WORKS in SECONDS ! :-)


He was later quoted saying " Kifafa, ndoo JIBU ya hawa ma HANGER " ( women who cling )






AND the JOKE of the DAY  :


( ** i know you guys had missed this segment ** ) 




The Talking Frog 


A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. 
He is on the second hole, a par three, when he notices a frog sitting near the second tee. He thinks nothing of it and is about to strike the ball when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. 
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." 
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his 6 iron away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  He hits it 10 inches from the cup.


He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"  


The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog." 


The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 
"What do you think, frog?" the man asks. 


"Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one. 


The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best round of golf of his life and asks the frog, "Okay, where to next?" 


The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." 


They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Okay, frog, now what?"


The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette." 


Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" 


The frog replied, "Ribbit. $3000.  Black 6." Now, this is a 
35-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Black 6 hits, and he makes $105,000. 
Tons of chips comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.  


He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."


The frog replied, "Ribbit. Kiss me." He figures why not, since 
after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the 
frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."


LMAO !!!! 


So my good people ukikamatwa , JITETEE vilivyo ! JITETEE !! Sema ni CHURA !!! hehehe !




BrrrrrraaaaP !!! CHOKA Sssssssaaana !!!!!! 


KLAT OUT !!!!