CARTOONS NA SIASA ZAO MOB

Wsup gud people, been M.I.A  for a week or something of the sort, but simnaelewa hii creativity saa zingine inashika ma glitch kwa system ! :-)

Bt as u know in this life, masomo haiwezi kwisha.

So i was in a class room wit some ugandans, tanzanians, and my nikka 4rm botswana, Mr. Modise a.k.a MD ; and it was imperative I showed them the Kenyan Experience and how krazzy we can party ! Being a Thursday in Nairrobery ...... si unajua mahali this boys had to taken ?? Yesss......... 

U said it !!!! 

Uptown Thursday !!!!  Now if you thought sijui Bowling, maasai market, NKT !!! Choka SANAAAA !!!! 

Mambo ya sijui carnivore, game reserves na sijui walks  around monuments in Town ..... Choka tena SANAAAAAA SANAAAAA  ! Plus they'r black n thats mzungu tabiaz'. 

So Kenyan culture 101 equals to a Masaai in a shawl doing 300 star jumps ? Nkt ! CHOKA SANAAA !!!! Haha !

So al ask again ? Kids ... Is Westalnds the Answer to my question ??? "YESSSSSSS !!!"

Ata Baba Njoro anajua ! lol ! ( 4 those who know who he is, you get the joke )

But on an honest note, jst ask urself, would you rather see a maasai jump up n down or would u rather have a beer, kick up a dust cloud on the dancefloor and definitely watch short skirts and hips jirate all over the place ? 

( This is the part where all men in the audience say a thunderous " I ."

Bt the events 4 that night is a story 4 anaa day ! :-)

Now i dont really know how much people follow cartoons, bt i thnk i kinda stopped following them a while back, but what caught my attention was my pals blog on cartoons. (see link below)

http://cevereneherself.blogspot.com/2011/06/cartoon-cartoons.html

Was laughn away while readn it, when it got me thnkn as to how some laws in our universe do not apply to cartoons and cause of that fact, i wouldn't mind being a cartoon ! So i drafted a couple of laws and i borrowed some from some "looney bin" :-) engineer friend of mine.

Law 1

Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. 

Take 4 instance Daffy Duck, he steps off a cliff, expecting further pasture land. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second takes over. Haha ! Shtoopid duck ! 

Law 2

Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly, say for instance UKUTA fulani .

Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. 

Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease. :-)

Law 3

Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.

Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. haha ! The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes the impulse of " mikuu unipepe mpaka ntakapo-fika ! Asande Yesu !! (My version of a lunjeh cartoon, lol ! No pun intended )

Law 4

The time required for an object to fall 20 smthn stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge, to spiral down the same 20 freakn flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.

Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful. haha ! So why they even bother i have no clue ! :-)

Law 5

All principles of gravity are negated by fear. i.e. if u are scared shit-less then you might as well acquire a pair of wings coz there is no way they getting nabbed by the aggressor.

Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an adversary's signature sound will induce motion upwards, :-) usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the top of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

Law 6

As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once. :-) ! Now this one just amazes me time and time again.

This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be seen emerging from the cloud ( ...... speaking of which, how come a dust cloud is always formed when they fight ? like they may be fighting on ice, but we still see a ki dust cloud :-) ) at several places simultaneously. This effect is also common among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A `wacky' character has the option of self-replication only at krazzy high speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.

Law 7

Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. Aki u have to feel for road runner at times.

This phenomena, has baffled generations, even if i was to ask my pap duks, his pap duks and the one before him ..... NIAAAAAATSN ! But at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. Haha ! Again you have to question Road Runner ! Am thinking that Coyote is a blond by profession. :-) The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. Folks, I think this one is ultimately a problem of art ......................

and clearly not, of science.

Law 8

Any violent rearrangement of feline matter ( yaani paka, ama anaitwagwa ninio ........ kanyoni ) is impermanent.

Take Tom for instance. He possesses even more deaths than the traditional nine lives, might comfortably afford. He can be decimated, spliced, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but he just doesn't understand the meaning of the word "destruction". After a few moments of blinking self pity,

 :-) they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify ... PAP !!! Mara that that !!!

Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container. :-)

Law 9

Everything falls faster than an anvil. And this is not a lie, i have seen it happen a million times.

Law 10

For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance.

This is the one law that also applies in the physical world . And that is why, we humans need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead. Lol ! 

And the feedback i have had from some of you guys is highly appreciated, didn't even think people gave a rat's ass to much of what i write :-) ..... so am saying thank you ! 

So before i pen off, i have to obviously hit you with the joke of the day. And do try to make someone, even if its one person, just have a smile on their face everyday ! Aaight ? SMACK !!!

So there was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the Irishman opened his lunch pail, finding cabbage and beef.

"If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building," he says.

Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and finds a burrito. "If I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building," he says. 

The blond man opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich. "If I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building." 

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch pail and found cabbage and beef, so he jumped off the building to his death. 

Next, the Mexican opened his lunch pail, and upon finding a burrito he jumped off as well. Finally, the blond guy opened his lunch pail and found a bologna sandwich. He too jumped off the building. 

The next day at their funeral the Irishman's wife said, "If only I knew that he didn't like cabbage and beef, I would surely have packed him something else." 

The Mexican's wife said, "If only I knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else." 

Finally, the blonde man's wife spoke. 

"I don't know what his problem was. He packed his own lunch." 

LMFAO !!!! 

Oh n a special shout out to the Ms. .....  :-)

( Niriabiwa " ikruud this ... ama being sigoh would soon become a raif-styro" )

LMAO !!! 

KLAT OUT !!!! BRAP !