Tuesday ?? the cold ? SHIDWO !!! %#$#^* unbearable !
A pal of mine told me that women in Nairobi really don't like the cold weather. Out of curiosity i begged to know why and yessssss ... the response ALARMING :-)
Ati the cold weather ...... makes them dress decently :-)
Honestly, is it really such a bad thing to dress decently, or the raunchy lady gaga style makeup and dress code is the in thing ? The logic defeats me !
But some have lost their minds, even in this monsoon winds and ice cold weather, it still does not seem to deter them from the obvious :-)
If i may .... Its cold swiri and the fish net lake victoria stockings ain't helping fight the cold.
And last i checked .... u wasn't a polar bear and Walrus was not a name in your family lineage .
Unless "freeze and shine" means a sahani full of chocolate chip cookies topped up wit pneumonia raisins , then we are all game ! Anyhu, kila mtu na styRoh ya.... ? ya...ke ! Choka SsssssaNA !!!
Talk about the weekend, now that my mates ... was what i call a dope weekend !!! Twaz my nikkas' Bett's graduation party and it had all the intrigue and disillusion that a mexican soap has :-)
Have u ever had a Kaleo ule wa interior, ule wa huko mashinani, giving a speech ? hehe, trust me , all i heard to hear was,
" I am a tokTa ..... in the fielt ov .... Enthomolochi " . hehehe !
Translated < I am a doctor in the field of Entomology > Speech over !!!! Winehoused :-)
So wen the drinking spree began ( i call it a spree, coz i didn't know that Kaleos also do a marathon when it comes to booze), we started off wit shotoz of Chivas Regal !!! N that my friend is some excellent whiskey.
WARNING : Never EVER do shots of whiskey !!!
Toasted to that and then proceeded to mix all the liquor ( Famous Grouse, Viceroy, Tusker, more Chivas, Grants, Napoleon ( who came wit that boti by the way .... ) in our bellies, like a ka-bowl of muthukui !
With that much highness, party rockn n all, kuna ka mtu akoengea Choo .....the shin dig escalated to the Klat-King wanting to rearrange someone's face into a pile of WOOPASS !!! lol !
Anyhu, calm heads prevailed and the Sparta in me was not unleashed :-) .... then Psys Langata happened. N its from there that i seem not to remember how i left the club and reached home.
Well i do remember climbing the stairs to enter the digz, :-) but not much really as to how i arrived at those stairs ..... :-)
N such a scene will not happen 4 a long time to come .... i beg 2 believe so.
Have you heard, Nokia ...... launched the 1st ever twin SIM phone, specifically for Africa !!! :-)
Now i might be off the hinges here, but please allow me to think that the PHONE is nothing more, than a Chinaware product.
Rumor has it, that among the cool features the phone comes with, are the games loaded on that bad boy.
Believe it or not , one of the games featuring on the phone is called
" THIKA ROAD " ....... :-))
Nw how u play Thika Road, just leaves alot to the imagination coz me naona , in the morning uko level 1, where ulifika pale Roysambu uka save game, then uka exit.
In the evening , u load up the game and press Continue and shock on you ! Diversion, road closed , my friend ... barabara imeBADILIKA ! hehe. That's wen u get to realize just how intelligent that game is. :-)
And for difficulty levels in the game , there is a) drive sober, b) drive tipsy and c) drive drunk with no head lights on :-)
And for bonus points u get to choose ur driver to be a dendei (a chic) and play, " Remember the route " lmao !!! No pun intended :-)
And if u don't feel like playing driver, then u can choose MANAGER mode, where you try and FINISH building the road ... all the best with that, considering ........ your manager role badge reads, and i quote ,
" Road Engineer - City council of THIKA " hehe.
Okay, enough with the lame phone jokes :-) .... I recently discovered that if you want to define an idiot, just look up the word ALFRED MUTUA in a dictionary and under definition u will read, and i quote ...
" AN IDIOT SAID THIS > NO KENYAN HAS DIED FROM HUNGER ".
Am sure after reading that, those whom society labels as fools, slept well at night coz atleast they are not idiots !
Kenyans are really suffering and we have 2 come together to save them from hunger, so please send out whatever little that you can and not just once send over and over and over again, vile tu unafeel, the no. is 111111 via MPESA. Feed a fellow hungry Kenyan, and thank the Lord for your situation kama uko na uhai na hauna njaa ! Help where you can and the returns from the Lord above will be in abundant.
AND now the joke of the day ..... :-)
FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES
So .... some 4 Catholic mamsilaz ( ladies ) are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends,
"My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly,
"My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say,
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"
She replies,
"My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say,
'Oh my God...'."
HAHAHAHAHA ! Winehoused :-)
Na si ile "O my Ngod, O my Ngod, O my Ngod " for the chic who got busted on radio. Remember that one ?? lol !
Kenyans ...... u gotta love us !!!
N with that , am OUT !
KLAT OUT !!!!! BRAP !! ....... CHOKA SsssssanA !
Winehoused! :-D
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