Wednesday, 11 May 2011

The Audacity of a Player and the Woman Brain !

N yes the title says it all...

who is a player? ask a woman n she will rant n rave obscenities at the questioner !
ask a nikka n u'l get that classical answer ... Dont hate the player, hate the game !
difference btw. the 2 sexes, she got played n he's been a player !

there are women who get played simply coz, they have that big flashing sign on their forehead
that says.... come on lad, can't u see this damzel is desperate, my esteem totally sucks, secondary virginity has definetly struck this neck of the woods and everythng u say will sound like kellogs frosties!
Listen Princess diary ..... u gon get screwd na utatemwa !

then thea iz tha woman who is " Miss Confidence/ New age player" .... (huyu alianza kuplay machali juzi)
Listen just coz u meet men who are metrosexuals n toy with their hearts, then u ought to knw u have not yet played in the big leagues with the heterosexual nikka !
once u meet this nikka, he looks metrosexual from the onset, but he will wow u, ur girlfriends, your mother, ur mboch, ur god mother, n yes he will also wow all ur female pets mtaani kwenu !
Fear not u'l have ur "confidence" atleast when ur girlfriends tell you, he waznt worth it sweety, he just lied 2 us all n we didnt see it sweety, ul get anatha one sweety ( should i stop there? )

then finally we have ....... THE BRAIN ! this one even a player fears ! she strikes fear into the player fraternity coz she has that BRAIN ! don't get me wrong, am not referring to her I.Q. bt that brain has
anaa 8th sense u just dont wanna **** wit!
case n point.... u enter thru the door n wit a wiff she can tell wat u spent,ate,drunk, kissed, banged,wat time u coughed, sneezed, farted, sang, spat, stood, sat, ran, pissed....facebooked ...
( n that reminds me , if u have been caught cheatn thru facebook ..... SHAME ON U, how a lack of skill u clearly do not have n thats y u wea stripped off the title of player in that office)

nw here iz wat i dont get, u clearly have caught the PLAYER , BRAIN, bt watever transpires next iz totally mind boggling .... " mbona unafkiria nakudanganya, si nimetoka kupint na maboyz..... u kn how much i LOVE YOU ! "........ Magic has just happened here people ! coz the BRAIN now goes into Miss confidence/New age Player/ kellogs frosties ! hahaha !

U created the word, we use the word !
A player has a sword, hiz words n THEE word n off cos the BRAIN as a worthy foe !


N/B : I vehemently deny taking part in all ideologies expressed in this note !

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