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Who iz a photographer ?

defns........

Oxford dictionary : A person who takes photographs, especially as a job !

FacebooK : A REAL DEAL BAD ASS PHOTO UPLOADER with a camera !

Moving along ..... long gone are the days wen u posted a pic of urself that waz point 5 of a megapixel on FB. the china phones well n trully hace also assisted the common nikka in reachn the 3 megapixel range n over ! So nw, we get quality pics n upload em as we choose ! 
Bt theaz a breed of pictures croppin up, the ones that have that ridiculous OMG comment tagged to them ! N i hate that comment....... O.... M...... G !
if it were a colour it would be pink ! word of advice, if uz a straight nikka dont be attachn this to anything in ur life let alone NOTHING ! Say it out aloud if u think am lying !

Back 2 the thick o things, nwadays photoz on FB are just getting 2 professional ! Yaani i actually look at all my pics n its fun moments wit real emotions n gettn caught on camera with no inhibitions ! Yes, so kuna zile zingine TUMETWANGA ! BT ni reality ! :-)

Nw, since wen did people start going for posing lessons, coz i didnt get the memo ! U get sm1 haz put a photo of them during a BUSINESS meeting n , suprise, suprise... they are actually working the camera ! WTF ! like its going to be on the spread of business weekly ! 

Hw daz one get away wit that ! N dont say am hating i just need sm realness thats all am saying !

N the best ones are the couple photoz ! waaattttt ! hizi sio zile za River road... with an assorted mixture of landscape painted curtains at the back !

This nikkas are doing some futuristic, CGI , edited photos ! watu hawajawai enda rome, fountain of love, lakini hiyo mbisha yao wako rome kwa fountain n the lighting iz just remarkable ! For effect they throw in a hollographic baby as a freebie, u know vile wakenya hupenda vitu on the house !

N then kuna wale couples lazima wapige picha zote pamoja na hizo ndio profile pic ! dont get me wrong its a gud thing. I actually advocate 4 it ndio we knw 4rm tha onset ur taken !

Bt thea thos annoying couples, you know..... the ones who WONT enter a jav,.... wen thea are like 2 seats left...... n since they wont seat side by side.....hawaingii, n dare you kindly ask them waingie ndio mat iende..... ur given that look of wat u trynna break them apart 4 !
I mean COME ON ! N if they get in the jav, watachukua picha zao pamoja after every bill board on uhuru highway ! hehe, wacha 2, they call it LOVE , i call it passion driven by communism ! 
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Then theaz the PROFESSIONAL work done wit the, STADIUM floodlights, n the powdered nose, hollywood setting type of pics ! the ones that make you realise either.......... U... IZ maard UGLY :-) ....... or thats sm seriously good camera work going on there, coz uv nevr seen that person look like that kwa mwangaza ! :-)

N we cant forget the bulletin uploaders ! these guys actually update their status n simultaneously post a photo kuonyesha that thats, really, wats going down ! hawaa ...... wanalipwa na facebook ! Coz if u aint being paid seriously...... SERIOUSLYYYYYY ! Get a ...... HOBBIE !

n CLICK... CLICK ! anatha photo haz just been uploaded, so..... when u see tha next one on ur update walls....... comment wisely ! :-)