Its been a while since i wrote smthng ridiculous, but i got this 4ward 2day in the mail, n i couldnt help and wonder who comes up with this stuff ! Nw i know 4 a fact no nikka came up with this ideas, must av been conjured up by a dandei in those self help groups wea u learn 2 love urself n the man of ur dreams will come down from the sky in an elegant tutu dress n shower u with sprinkles n California cookies n say all n do all this stuff as he twirls around waving his pink wand with a star at the tip of it. Most nice guys, will follow this like a daily mantra, but the rest of " US " :-) swiri dnt hold your breath !
1. Go out of your comfort zone for her. If you are afraid of heights, go skydiving with her or take a rollercoaster ride in the park. If you can’t cook, try to whip up a meal for her. If you can’t stand watching daytime drama and she does, watch it with her ( Wat THA FLIP !!! ....THE COUCH IS MINE, MAN UTD IS KING AND THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL AM WATCHN A SOAP)
2. Give her something to look forward to. Make her associate you the feelings of happiness and excitement. Set a specific day of the month wherein you would do something special for her. It does not matter what it is, as long as you can surprise her on a certain day for every month of every year. ( SURPRISE HONEY ... I BOUGHT YOU A GOLF SET )
3. Gucci up for her. Men are more visual creatures than women; that’s why they like to dress up and look good all the time. What about the other way around? Men think that men should be men by just being in Tshirt and shorts- or whatever they pull out first from their closet. While women understand this, sometimes they would appreciate it if you can look good for her once in a while. ( WATS WRONG IF I WEAR MY MAN UTD JERSEY TO THE WEDDING NA NI GAME DAY ? ) NA SIVAI HIZO NUT CHOKKERS, CHOKA SANA !
4. Be active together. Having your blood pumping and your heart pounding is almost the same as falling in love. So exercise together, or try out some sports. Whether you run, walk, swim, hike, ice skate, or hit the gym, as long as you do your activities together, you’re bound to have a great time. (NOW THIS I AGREE, NOTHN BETTER THAN THE ROMPN SHOP 2 GET THAT BLOOD PUMPN )
5. Explore a new place. Sometimes getting lost is the greatest adventure. But if you’re really good with directions, consider going to places you haven’t gone to before. There’s something about experiencing something entirely new that’s a very good bonding experience for two people.( WE ALREADY EXPLORED THAT PLACE, UR MOTHER'S SHAGZ NA HATURUDI HUKO :-) )
6. Have some childish fun. Remember how much fun it is to be a kid. Most probably she would feel the same way too. So relive those good feelings by having some innocent juvenile fun once in a while. Wrestle with her; play around the house; Tickle her; build a ‘house’ in the backyard. ( HOW BOUT I PLAY UNDERTAKER AND I TOMBSTONE YOU .... ALAA, THEY SAID WE WRESTLE )
7. Occasionally misbehave together. It sounds silly, but think of all the fun things you did before and you’d mostly remember those times when you misbehaved or did not do as you were told. Stay up really late, eat that ice cream, and indulge in something you know you probably shouldn’t. When you do it together, it is just twice as fun.( NW WE TALKIN, LET US MISBEHAVE, AM ALL 4 THAT .... )
8. Get in touch with your creative side. Creativity is romantic. Write her a poem, or compose her a song, paint her a picture- create something for her. Let her be your inspiration as you show your artistic side. Let her know how wonderful she is that she exists in your world.( I ONCE SPELT HER NAME WITH 80 BOTTLES OF TUSKER ON THE GROUND .... DOES THAT COUNT ??? )
9. Reminisce with her. Women are very sentimental. This is probably why they can remember the tiniest of details in their memories. Even when you think they were not paying attention, expect that they can- spot on- remember everything that happened in a monumental date, right down to what you were wearing.( NO WONDER SHE NEVER 4GETS WHERE THE KEYS FOR THE MAIN GATE ARE WHEN I MISPLACE THEM ... YOU ROCK BABE )
10. Stand up to her. It does not mean that you will treat her unkindly. Just don’t be like a doormat that she can step on every time she feels like it. A woman wants a strong man who has pride in himself, someone who won’t let her walk all over him. In every relationship, boundaries will be tested at times, and it’s your job as the man to remind her that you’ll need her respect the same way as you give it to her. It’s tough love.( SIMPLE INTERPRATATION TO ALL U PUPPY MUSHY HUGGY FEELY DOOR MAT NUTCHOCKER JEAN WEARERS, GROW A PAIR ..... N IF U SHORTER THAN HER PANDA STOOL !! )
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