GONE ARE THE DAYS

Couldn't help but notice, GONE ARE THE DAYS !!! Seriously gone.... are..... the days !  Can u please stand up n tell me when was the last time u saw chapoz being cooked by cowboy, n the smile that it brought to all the uninvited kiddos 4 the hood when they saw hw yellow yellow they had come out !! Remember then ?
Nwadays its , " Njoki, si ukipitia super, letea 4 me zile chapo, aisle no.5 hapo Tuskys" ! WTF !! Ka unajua ur a future BIBI ya mjamaa, i suggest u hold ur tongue and never utter such incoherent syllables to form a similar irrate sentence .... but to gather the courage n join a cooking class of some sort ! This will be duely appreciated , plus u cut down the chances of divorce n being cheated on by the hauz help by 60% , :-) I KID I KID !!! 


Gone are the days wen the whole famo sat down to watch " DERRICK " rule the detective world, and watchn a soap such as the " Rich Also Cry " was a manly event that championed a sport like Cricket (pun intended ) :-) 
Yesss, gone are the days,  when we watched klub kiboko n Jimmy Gathu didnt haunt us with 
" WACHANA na MPANGO WAKO wa KANDO ! " Eeish, Jimmy, wacha kutufichua isivo ! 


Gone are the days wen we would play hop scotch n shake n some would play bladder ( not ME ), nwadays the kids are just a mockery of that ! They get away wit playn in mud, coz some genius at OMO hit us wit " Dirt is Good " ! So no Spankn, no pati pati/Sandak brusin across the cheeks, no rope burns, no burnt marks, no creative tatoos on ur back as a result of the whip handlers INDECISIVENESS as to whip ya ass while jumping, slanted or tilted way back to gain maximum thrust...... Niaatsn of the above ! But come 2 think of if, GOOD RIDDANCE to those medivial days, wat the F was wrong wit some of our parents ! But we love em, dont we now ? :-)


Gone are the days when we would just run around the estate n in town freely unaware of the evils that lie in the shadows, prowlers n rapists and that new breed of gay poacher hunters at TACOS not to be confused with the other Poca Huntas ( that was a babe n a half 4 a cartoon) and the rest of those chichi seasoned clubs ! I say burn all those wicked at heart ! Kwani wea did the plot go wrong that a boy grew up to see anatha boy n wonder wat if we playd hutt hutt !! eeeewwww ! Monkey Balls ! 
Gone are the days ....we need those days wen we played Kalongo wit the gals n looked up thea skirts n didnt get a SLAP ! :-) am not sayn thats wat we do nwdays, but the struggle we go thru to get thea, amazing !!! Climbing everest would be a simpler feat that hookn up wit some of these chics out here ! The Cuandoz n Barbaritas n the Mariaz have just done a gud one on the expectations of shorties nwadayz ! so i reiterate, Gone are the days, wen kuingisha mshi box, ulineed to ka love poem na postage stamps ! aaaah , simpler times ! siku hizi the love poem imekuwa the verbal diarrhoea of lies we tell and the postage stamps zimekuwa the thousand shilling notes we spend ! Anyhu, i was told by a friend, " the MiSSION KLAT ... is to OBTAIN not to COMPLAIN !!! 


Gone are the days you'd watch movies , kina Rambo na Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Van Dam, Bolo young and Kwain Chaing Kane , hehe, and you would narrate to ur friends as they sat around you hanging onto ur every word and observed ur technical prowess of the dumbest fighting scene simulations they had ever seen in thea lives, but it seemed so Fuckn REAL !!! ( there are still some wierd people who do that, bt lets spare them for anatha day ) 
Damnit !!!  U gotta miss those days ! 




## Sidenote ##
guys should check out the facebook wall page for " Gotea hiyo story " some funny one punch lines over there and also something to also have a peek at is my pals blog, 
" cevereneherself.blogspot.com " I can vouch 4 her, she's worth the read and funny as hell ! 






B4 i sign out i gotta hit u with the joke of the day, picked it up 4rm a pal of mine on fb,
Ngami Wahinya, maard funny , i had to post it ! Enjoy !


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BRAP !!!!