Gud jolly friggish day to all the gud people in the zone, at ur desk, on site , in bed, in your neighbour's bed, in ur shinde ( stolen, borrowed or athawise) wale wako mashinani and of course a gud jolly friggish day kama wewe anaishi eastleigh ! GwAAAhK Thuuuuu ! ( Bole sana gohozi jok me )
My inspiration 4 the day comes from this bloke or should i say Mujaheedin associate a.k.a the new Al Capone, the new Rambo, the new Terminator, the next man in line for the 85 virgins ( Note : Osama was given an extra 14 booty poppin slovenz (i.e. chics 4 those who cant fwatanisha ), so that leaves his successor a bit shy off the mark, tsk tsk tsk , i want !!! ) he is ..... Drum roll please ( dudududududu... dush !!! )
the new head of Al Qaeda ( pronounced Al KaidaH ) ...... lets give it up 4 the man of the hour, the prince of Boof Boof ( sound make by a somali AK - 47 )
Saif ...........Al............... Adeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
No handclaps ??? .......( albeit the LOud extraordinary sound of Crickets )
I figured as much, coz who the F*** is this guy ! Huyu Bo-rriah
( somali 4 worria ) ni nani ?
If your the guy who likes to have all the facts in the office, so that u look way cooler than the water dispenser, av posted the link below ( underlined ), you can now fill urself up ..........( okay that sounded like Feel urself up .... haha, dont do that u wierdo ..... if your a chic n u did, call me ... * wink wink * ....aaa, u get it .... No ? SLOW )
So link ndio hii : Bo-rriaaah xbosed : this Nikka right here Nikka !!!
Moving along, so this nikka got the JOB, kwani thea was an interview ? N if so what were the freakn ..... qualifications ?
Coz am picturing that scene outside the interview room, where u chat to the guy/chic sitted next to ya n u ask each atha like wat did u do , how'd u hear about the job, na ma ninio, si u follow ?
So wit this Mt. goats ( Afghanistan terrain experts ) wat the heck were they exchanging, " dude listen, av done like 4 suicide bomber projects, 300 kills, 4 chicken dead, and the Palestine PM's daughter 4 extra credits"......
" that cool, i did a major in Suicide vest design, a minor in nut crackn and 4 extra credits i killed my wife's cat jst by staring at the monster"
......
Saif -Al -Adel : " I dont have that much experience but av been Osama's nut sucker since he was el presidente .... "
Others: " uuuuuuuuuuuh, Sorry bro, well clearly u need the virgins , BRO ! Gwaaaak ThUUUU !!! ( meaning bye bye in this context ) hehe - No Pun Intended !
So there you have it, watch out 4 the next attack, lock ur doors n dont let the big bad wolf blow ur ass 2 bits !
I.O.N who the heck believes that Wanjiru story in the daily nation ? that Bermaids' story ..... TRICKS wasee, TRICKS !!!!!
ANd to wrap it up ..... the joke of the day :
This one is 4 all the nikkas , read ( niggaz n readn daznt work, pretty much an oxymoron,but wat the heck ) , understand, copy it in ur brain, revise, load it up on the XBOX, recite it in the shower, i dont care if u have to beba a ka mwaxx wit u everywea u go, just intergrate this ish in UR LIFE ! Changes are about to occur, u may even get laid if u follow this ( hehehe !! Now that i got ur attention ) ! Enjoy fellaz, Cheers !!
* You want = You want
* We need = I want
* It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
* We need to talk = I need to complain
* Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
* I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
* You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
* You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
* I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
* Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
* This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
* I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
* I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
white.
* Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
* I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really
not going to like.
* I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on T.V.
* Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
* You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
* Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
* Yes = No
* No = No
* Maybe = No
* I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
* Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used
to it.
* Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he goes to sleep.
* I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
* All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that
we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department,
I need to look at a few new pocket books, and O-MI-GOD
those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom , Oops ! silly me,
did you bring your checkbook?
(THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?")
* The same old thing = Nothing
* Nothing = Everything
* Everything = My PMS is acting up
* Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a jerk
* I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
* We need = I want
* It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
* We need to talk = I need to complain
* Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
* I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
* You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
* You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
* I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
* Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
* This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
* I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
* I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
white.
* Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
* I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really
not going to like.
* I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on T.V.
* Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
* You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
* Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
* Yes = No
* No = No
* Maybe = No
* I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
* Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used
to it.
* Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he goes to sleep.
* I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
* All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that
we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department,
I need to look at a few new pocket books, and O-MI-GOD
those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom , Oops ! silly me,
did you bring your checkbook?
(THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?")
* The same old thing = Nothing
* Nothing = Everything
* Everything = My PMS is acting up
* Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a jerk
* I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
KLAT OUT ! BRAP !!!!!
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