SKINNY JEEZ

Habari yako , :-)

Wat in freakn bullocks name are SKINNY JEEZ ? well al start wit Skinny jeans, n then ul understand wat skee jeez, skinny jeez or NUT chokerz are!

Ladies Fashion aint my strong suit n that sits fine by me ! When Skinny JEANS came out, we, the MAle fraternity, were all in full smile az we kept in rhythm 2 ur full swing n jiration of hips n curves that seemingly just appeared out of nowhere in the streets of NAIROBI ! yo'll wea lookn mzuri, it waz like a renaissence of GOODY GOODY ! :-)

Nw this waz a fashion fad well executed ! Kudos ! Of cos there are some new luminous jaw dropping colors that have cropped up bt bado .... iko room ya ku WORK IT !

Nw onto, the SKINNY JEEZ ! Smwea , sm freak of a fashionist waz touched by the spirit of Lady GAGa n envisioned himself in skinny jeans, in his flower garden , as he picked a bunch of dandelions, before he ran off into the sunset wit hiz mexican gadener.... RAUL !

Its for this reason that i know for a fact that the designer of MALE skinny jeans a.k.a Skinny JEEZ waz dfntly.......... GAY ! Hapo hakuna excuse !

As full heterosexual NIKKAs, we have seen our nut sack grow exponentially since we stopped peeing kwa POTTY ! N thats why u will find SOME of us ( If not all) on the couch, remote in one hand n the atha hand in pants, firmly assuring urself that it daz grow ! :-)

Women or many peoeple might view this as disgusting, bt i thnk for those who do this pass time, do it sub consiously n its jst nature taking its course.

Nw, wit this in mind .... u have to be totally n desperately..... wishn u did not own a nut sack ! Coz i cant fathom how u squeeze ur full grown, NIkkA, adult male ass, into pants that wea made wit half the material compared to a pair of socks that you own !

N chics az we know them will tell you, they look good on guys, be it they wanna see butt cheeks in a choke hold, or for a common few whose nature is to accept majority of wat fashion regurgetates,( no pun intended), is as mind boggln to me az it is to you :-)

Most women , if not all the time, tell their fellow fashionistas :-) ..... that the piece of punishment on their ankles ( Heels 4rm GROGON business district) look good wen we are all laughn on the streets at the nature of how u walk ( its like u are pressed evrytime ur walkn) coz msichana wa wenyewe hajazoea high heeled shoes :-)

Its for that reason wen they tell you..... dear Sir,.... you look good in those NUT CHOKERS!!! ....... pause, reflect n understand, that they realize u wanna join them in the powder room during their make up sessions !

I for one believe i should not see you, a SIR, if you are well over 16 yrs of age ..." ati ur ROCKN" ...

< YUCK> ( Nani huongea hivi??? ) .... SKINNY JEEZ ! Coz u can az well be on ur way 2 being a famous ballerina !

Jose, Bett , the GANG ! Malizia...... me nimechoka SANA ! Ad rather hang out wit an albino cock roach over a beer than a nikka wearing nut chokazz !