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Being a man united fan i will try my best to avoid bias! to wat level depends with my integrity as a person, fan or a down right plain hooligan ! best be warned i will have no mercy ! :-)

LIVERPOOL

MEN:

have u eva watched captain planet n wonder y he always cleaned the shit out of the world? well Liverpool needed that captain planet n they hired Rafael Benitezzzzz ! this nikka cleaned the bank n yet he still kept the liverfool fan in check ! Liverfool nikkas must be the most full of shit fans coz they still believe in Rafa ! But wen it comes down to true fans , u honestly gotta give it to them coz they are in a shit storm n captain wonderland a.k.a " i aint got nuts without torres" cannot save them, but atleast they have that nursery rhyme.... ul never walk alone ! Flip ! sounds like a michael bolton classic ! OLD N FULL oF SHIT !

LIVERPOOL

WOMEN:

wat can i say about the liverpool women folk, but that they are just retarded. Yes...you..... am talkn 2 u, or u prefer i go fla fla bla bla bla ..... translation> UR SPECIAL, RE-----TARRRRRRD !

ANd the nerve to even go my boyfriend likes the team so i support him ! hahahaha ! My dear have u ever seen Steve G the not so great nwadays, pass the ball to the wing to ur boyfriend? If u have then consider urself RETARDED ! ati support, go for dance lessons, u can support each atha huko !

REAL MADRID

MEN:

well , a "funny bunch" these men are! we gave em ronaldo n 90000 nikkas packed a stadium kucheki msee akipepeta ball ! nw thats hard core right? Nw am guessn some of the new real madrid fans are actually ex- arsenal fans ..... bt al get to them, no hurry ! :-)

REAL MADRID

WOMEN:

here i cant hate, the women enyewe are fly, between the man united and real madrid women supporters am split 50/50...... bt the edge man united women fan club have iz the levele of intelligence once they open they mouths, so ... conclusion, real women fan club .... B L O N D E S ! but u all hot ! :-)

CHELSEA

MEN:

Arrogant bastardo ! haha ! these are ex- arsenal, man united and liverpool fans all in one mad pot of sad male machoism without an emphatic end result. Case n point, wea the fuck did Chelski come from, without their billionaire santa clause ( And honestly wat the flip iz wrong wit that nigga, he smiles thru the whole game..... he n any atha liverpool chic fan are no different, Cartman would have a filed day with this RETARD). Ask any chelsea fan bout the history of their team ( hUKU KEnYA ) utacheka. it starts from 2005 ! N their idol, DROGBA .... hahaha ! SEriouslyyyy !!!! ...... atleast pick TERRY, he haz the balls to sleep wit ur wife n still get in a good tackle ! just make sure he daznt take u down ! hahahaha !

CHELSEA

WOMEN:

Irrate n utterly confused. ask em, who missed the penalty for man united to lift the champions league trophy n they will tell u ..... "Gerrad Buttler !" say whaaaa? ..." oops, wea waz my mind ...." lemme help u with that, twaz in the TOILET !

ARSENAL

boys:

sorry i cant call u men coz the team just does not allow me to ! haha ! OH .... this will be good, do u knw thee difference between a fact finding machine like google and an aresnal fan? there is ABSOLUTELY none !this nikkas can tell u all the facts, from how RVP slept on wat side, BEntdner's cat name, Soll Campbell's favourite bed time story, wat pajamas nasri wears, arshavins waist size, n best of all wat lip gloss fabregas uses ! calling them sissies or girls is just not even a blunder, calling then fans is the blunder ! N that series u boys love to watch called NEXT SEASON, its so over ratted ! hahahahahaha !

ARSENAL

WOMEN:

HAwa ndio wanaitwa moral support assistants. just dont get how u have to watch ur woman/dude cry all the time n still go, " babe, will get em next time" ..... haha ! N this is a fact ... that they will hate to admit ..... In their minds they all say this ... " JUST WISH HE WAS SUPPORTING MAN UNITED ! " haha, ask them boys.... u'l get the el classico response, " NEXT SEASON" Get a grip chic ! U only... LIVE once so my dear .... LEAVE !hehe !

MAN UNITED

MEN:

True fan up in ze buliding n i gotta tell ya since 1996 football haz just been right by all man united fans coz , Sir alex is a genius n 18 titles plus is a fact that no hater can ignore ! wont say much coz much has been done ! :-)

MAN UNITED

WOMEN:

just like the men, hooligans no. 1. pick a fight n this woman will make u plus ur impression of a girlfriend pee in her pants. They are UNITED thru n thru n true fans no doubt. Oh, n yes .... all arsenal fans just wanna hook up wit em, so ... MORAL SUPPORTN SHORTIES ebu angalia, i thnk ur gettn PLAYED ! Bt u chose football didnt u? hahahahaha !

URZ TRULLY,

MJB !

feel free to hate .... :-)